In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. |
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" |
That is not dead which can eternal lie... |
...and with strange eons, even death may die. |
WHO DARES AWAKEN GREAT CTHULHU? |
"I am the Dread Smiley Face. You will do my bidding." |
"Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin!" |
The world shifts. |
And the Smiley's unspeakable minions come forth. |
"Attack, my beauties! Subdue Cthulhu!!!" |
Great Cthulhu is wroth. |
MY EVIL CAN BEAT YOUR EVIL. YOUR EVIL IS ONLY SO-SO. |
AWAY FROM ME, LESSER BEINGS! |
YOU WILL BE CRUSHED!! |
DIE!!! |
The minions are vanquished. |
YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK, OLD SMILEY. |
"I'm blind! I'm blind!" |
"Sai-yuuuuuken!" |
HII-YAH! |
| *CRASH!* |
"My face! My valuable face!" |
WRRRARGH! |
BLEAH-LEH-LEH-LEH-LAH! |
SCHLA-LA-LA-BLA-LURGH! |
MURGH-SLURFLE! |
BLEARGH! |
PTHOOIE! |
ROAR! |
"Zounds! I am slain!" |
VICTORY IS MINE! I CRUSH YOU INTO DUST! |
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. |